Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas! 

Merry Christmas, people! Merry Christmas to Christians, Jews, Hindus, Muslims, atheists, Buddhists, and all other religions. I know Christmas is supposed to celebrate the Birth of Christ and all, but I don't think we should exclude other religions. Besides, I think the whole Christ meaning of Christmas has gone away, which some might see as a bad thing, but I don't. Now Christmas symbolizes the new year and family and talking to people you haven't seen in years. I also don't think looking forward to Christmas specials and presents and decorating the tree is such a bad thing, even in some really extreme Christians think so. 

Anyway, Christmas is a time to be with your family and do all that fun stuff, like decorating the tree and giving presents and hanging up lights and making Christmas cookies. It's also a time to celebrate the Birth of Christ, but whether or not you're religious, we should all be allowed to celebrate Christmas. I know a lot of people are gonna disagree with me, but each to their own. 

Merry Christmas. 

-Lilly J. 

Karma is a Bitch

Okay. If you've been reading my blog, which you probably haven't been, then you know I live with someone who smoked for 50 years. She quit a few years ago, which is wonderful, not just for her, but for the people around her who had to second hand smoke. 

Anyway, today, she had to wear an oxygen tank for her breathing problems. I know this is mean, but I was honestly laughing inside a little. I mean, come on! She smoked for 50 years!!! Besides her having coughing fits every day, I think life treated her kind considering she smoked for so long, but I think now she's finally get "pay-back" for it all. 

If she doesn't wear her oxygen tank before doing activities that could stress her body, she could die of a heart attack, the doctors say. Of course, I wasn't laughing because of that. Heart attacks aren't funny. But it was a little humorous to me that finally, finally her years of smoking are leading to some kind of punishment. Like I mentioned, she's been pretty healthy considering she smoked for so long, so in my opinion, she deserves this. 

Yes, I sound cruel, blah, blah, blah... But I'm not trying to be mean in anyway. I just think that she is getting what's coming to her, and it's about time. This should also be a warning sign if you smoke. Maybe you'll be lucky and only have minor coughing fits, or maybe you'll have to wear an oxygen tank. Maybe it'll be worse. Maybe you'll get lung cancer, or heart problems. To all those smokers, please try to quit. 

Anyway, this was probably a boring, meaningless blog post, but I just wanted people to remember that what goes around comes around. And if you've smoked for fifty some years, you're bound to have some lung problems. Again, I'm not trying to be mean, nor offend anyone. Smokers just need to be taught a lesson. 

-Lilly J. 

5 Things That Annoy Me

Life is wonderful. It's also a bitch. There are many great things that happen everyday, but the world is also filled with idiots and annoying s***. Here is my list of the most annoying things to me. I'll admit this is simply my opinion, but I believe it's an intelligent opinion and if you disagree with me, I'll totally respect that. 
This list is in no particular order. 

1. Family Guy 
It's not the worst sh** on TV, but it's still annoying. It's just a personal opinion though, so don't go ape sh** on me if you're some Family Guy fanatic. There are worst shows on television today, but Family Guy just annoys the crap out of me. The drawings are crappy, the plots are poorly written, and I don't find many of the jokes very funny. The characters are annoying as Hell, but again, just my opinion, so don't get all defensive. 

2. Liberals Who Use Civil Rights to Their Advantage 
I don't hate all liberals, so again, don't jump on me. I don't think all Democrats are this way, but the ones in power right now ARE. They say they support blacks, and gays, and immigrants so that they'll get votes. They fool the kind-hearted, gullible people of America. What's worse is these kinds of liberals try to give conservatives a bad name, and claiming Republicans are racists. If anyone disagrees with these liberals, they call those people "racist" or "homophobic" or "right-wing." They seem the think the last one is an insult, but it should really be a compliment if THIS is how liberals are. I might be overgeneralizing, I'll admit. Not ALL liberals are this way, but many are, and those who are annoy me. In simple terms, they take advantage of people's kindness. That is wrong on so many levels. 

3. Child Beauty Pageants 
They're child abuse. Simple as that. If the kid enjoys it, it's not as bad, but still, it's morally wrong. Notice how all the pageant moms are fat and ugly? Ok, not all, but a lot. The mothers go bat-sh** crazy and want their girls to win so desperately, and why? Cause they were too ugly for pageants themselves, and they want their dreams to be lived through their daughters. They make their daughters feel like winning is all that matters. The words, "It doesn't matter if you win, just have fun" don't exist to these pageant moms. They exploit their ignorant young girls. And when the girls don't win, it lowers the girls' self-esteem. That's awful. And pageant moms don't give a crap, obviously. Also, notice how happy the moms are when their daughters win. They dress up in fancy clothes like their daughters' and they get tiaras and their pictures taken. They get almost as much fame and praise as the daughters, only further proving that the moms are really doing this just for themselves. They consider the win theirs, the tiaras theirs... Everything is for themselves, not their daughters. Some might say they DO care for their daughters, but that's bullshit. Don't believe me? Look up pageant moms giving their 5-9 year olds botox and your opinion might change. 

4. Political Campaigns 
Political Campaigns are BULLSHIT. They're right-wing and left-wing propaganda. They're biased and usually full of lies. I'm talking about those annoying commercials that try to persuade you to vote for a certain candidate, like people running for Mayor, or government jobs. These commercials don't use facts- they make up good things about the person being promoted in it, and they often times dig up dirt on their rivaling candidate, or at least they pretend they've dug up dirt on the other candidates, even if they have to lie. They're unpersuasive, annoying, biased, stupid loads of horsesh*t. The worst thing is that they probably DO persuade people to vote for certain candidates. The best thing is they only come around during elections, so you only have to put up with them for a little out of the year, unlike the other annoying sh*t I've mentioned so far, which I have to tolerate every fricking day.

5. Twilight 
Twilight is the bane of my existence. It's ridiculous. It's awful on so many levels, and trying to explain my well-deserved hatred for it would take all day. It has plot holes, the characters are selfish psychopaths who make TERRIBLE TERRIBLE role models, people ACTUALLY use them as role models, the author is a selfish bitch who can't take criticism, and worst of all, it's impacted people to do horrible things, like dump their boyfriends cause they're not "Edward" or "Jacob", and kill people who don't like the books. People have admitted to being addicted to the books. Literally. I feels sorry for those people. They probably don't want to love that piece of shit. I don't feel sorry for any other Twilight fans cause they are b***rs and s***faced d-bags. Not all of them are, I guess, but most are and it's fucking ridiculous. The fact this book is popular makes my head spin. It makes no sense. It makes me sick. I hate Twilight and I think I have very very good reasons for hating it. 
I'll admit if you don't nit-pick the book, the plot holes are small, the characters' bad role modeling isn't a big deal, and the author isn't THAT much of a bitch. But that's not the problem. The problem is that there ARE plot holes, that the characters ARE bad role models- which wouldn't be half as bad if people weren't actually using them as role models. That's what makes me sick- and the author IS a selfish bitch. She can't stand anyone criticizing her book, which doesn't cut it if you're making your work public to a wide variety of audiences, some of which WILL criticize your work. You HAVE to be able to deal with that in some way or another. Stephenie Meyer- the wh*** who wrote Twilight- hides from criticism which is so lame and pathetic. Yes, haters can say mean things and hurt your feelings, Stephenie Meyer, but news flash- you're not the ONLY one who has been criticized. It happens to everyone and either you let it bother you, or you don't. Suck it up, bitch. It's how life works. 
I could rant forever, but I'll stop. I'll just leave you with these words... Vampires don't sparkle in the Goddamn sun, Twilight is a horrible influence, and I f**king hate the sh**ty Twilight Saga. 

That's all I have to rant about for now. I dislike other things, like smokers/smoking, animal cruelty, and other stuff, but I've ranted long enough. I hope that whether or not you agreed with me, you enjoyed this and I hope this enlightens you and maybe makes you reflect on your life thus far. Or maybe you didn't get half-way through and you find this a half-assed piece of sh**. That's OK too. 

-Lilly J. 

Lorde Criticizes Fellow Pop Artists

I'm so f***ing sick of Lorde. A lot of you might not know who that is. She's a 16 year old New Zealand pop artist who recently was the first New Zealand solo artist to have a number 1 song in the U.S., and she annoys she sh** out of me. Why, you ask? Because all she's done since becoming famous is criticize acclaimed singers. She claims Lana Del Rey, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift are bad role models. Lorde herself isn't a great role model, criticizing other people like that. She claims Selena Gomez's new song is "anti-feminist." It's not. And even if it was, these singers she's criticized aren't the only ones with anti-feminist songs, but no one else is getting bashed by Lorde. F***, Lorde's song "Royals" is very anti-feminist in MY opinion! It's also supposedly racist. Lorde is a jealous hypocritical b****. I'm not just saying that cause I disagree with her. I really truly honestly think she's jealous. She's only 16, so I'm sure a lot of what she said was out of ignorance, but the fact she's only bashing these really popular singers for being bad role models when they aren't leads me to believe Lorde is just jealous of them. I don't care if I hurt her feelings. She's probably hurt Taylor's, Selena's, and Lana's feelings. Even if she doesn't agree with them or get their music, criticizing them is rude and lame of her. I don't think any of Taylor's Selena's or Lana's songs are anti-feminist, but even if they were, what someone sings about isn't who they are in real life so saying what they sing about makes them bad role models is just f***ing stupid. 
Lorde also criticized Justin Bieber I think, but I don't really care for him. Despite that, I still don't think she should criticize his music. If she criticized him for the Anne Frank incident, or him pissing in a bucket, then that would be one thing. But his music? She doesn't have to like it, but I think we're all sick of her complaining about these other singers. Also the fact that all these singers are young pop artists like her and potential competition, that also makes me believe she's jealous of them. 
Lorde is almost an adult, but she still has a lot of growing up to do in my opinion. 

Obama's Conference

Obama was supposed to meet with the Prime Minister of Turkey today. Even though it was at the White House, Obama was somehow late!!! 40 minutes late! Can you believe that? Again, perhaps he was avoiding talking about the IRS issue and the Benghazi issue. Who wouldn't in his shoes? 
I'm not defending Obama. I'm just saying, he IS to blame for these issues. Whether or not he had knowledge of them or whatever other excuses people make, he is the President of the United States! He is responsible for these actions and he should f***ing take responsibility. Him being 40 minutes late just shows how irresponsible he is. He obviously didn't care about those who were waiting and he obviously was trying to avoid answering these questions about Benghazi and the IRS. 
I don't want to get killed for saying all this, so I'm going to shut up. But one last thing I'd like to bitch about is some of the things Obama said. He did NOT apologize, I don't think, about his being 40 minutes late. And he also said he had no knowledge of the IG report until it was leaked. Maybe he didn't know, maybe he did. But that wasn't even the question being asked, and he could have given a more professional answer than "I don't know..." Like I said, he's the President, for crying out loud! THE PRESIDENT! 
If you look at all his answers so far- (the conference isn't over yet) then you'll see that they don't answer any of the questions. I'd expect more than this from the man our country elected. Not that America has had good judgement in Presidents lately (Clinton, Bush, Obama), but Obama is our President and he needs to take responsibility. 

-Lilly J. 

Smoking

Yes, another post on Smoking... 

Smoking is soooo stupid! Yes, it's people's right to smoke, but the fact they WANT to smoke in the first place is just annoying and unbelievable. I don't understand why someone would breath in smoke into their lungs. It's obvious smoking kills you sooner so why the Hell would you do it?! 

I know being bitchy about it will not encourage people to quit smoking, but I'm so enraged when I see people smoke!!! Smoking is gross for the people who do it and the people around the smoker. Secondhand smoke is gross and makes me sick whenever I smell it. When I see people smoking around me, I hold my breath until I get away because I refuse to breath in that horrible s***! 

Smoking causes lung disease, cancer, heart trouble. It decreases your lifespan and also makes your breath smell like s***. It makes your clothes and hair stink too, and it doesn't look cool or admirable so people shouldn't still be doing it! 

Yes, it must be hard to quit, but you should at least try!!!! Everyone claims they try, but many people don't try! It pisses the **** out of me!!!! 

So people out there, please please please try to quit, for your own good and for those around you whom you love whom suffer second-hand smoke. People who don't try to quit will just die of lung disease with no one to blame but themselves. 

I wish smoking wasn't allowed in public places. I mean, some parking lots don't allow smoking, but I've been in some that DO let people smoke, and it annoys the s*** out of me! I'm glad people aren't allowed to smoke in stores, but outside of stores is almost as bad. All smoking is bad and I f***ing hate it!!!! 

I think smoking should be illegal. People would still do it, but in secret which means it wouldn't affect other people. Smoking should at least be banned in public, because that's when it not only affects you and your loved ones, but complete strangers. 

I know everyone who smokes isn't bad, but honestly, everyone I know who smokes has some weird problems (mentally), so I don't know what that says for other smokers. One person I know who smokes gets grouchy and irritable when they can't smoke. They also can't hold a job which has nothing to do with smoking itself, but it does make smokers look bad. Another person who smokes whom I know has been on drugs!!!! Again, that's not related to smoking, but shows how bad people who smoke can get in their other problems. All the people I know who DON'T smoke are responsible, kind, and can hold jobs. So doesn't that prove that only idiots really smoke and the smart competent people in life don't? Sorry if you're a smoker. I'm not calling you stupid, but I just want you to know that everyone I know who has smoked or does smoke has problems and that they aren't good examples to people who smoke. 

Again, my bitching won't stop anyone from smoking. Go ahead, smokers. Dig your own grave. End your pathetic lives sooner by breathing in poisonous smoke so eventually, you can get coughing fits and cancer and then regret it. Or you could quit while it's not too late for you and not have to feel sorry for yourselves later in life when you're on your deathbeds. 

I'm not trying to attack any smokers personally. Smokers just in general piss me off, so don't feel offended if you smoke. I don't mean all smokers are idiots. But I do know that all smokers are ruining their Goddamn lives and they should all try to quit for themselves if not anyone else. 

-Lilly J. 

SpongeBob and the 7 Deadly Sins

A friend of mine recently told me that he read that SpongeBob- yes, that seemingly innocent children's show- is actually not so innocent, and that in fact, it was confirmed from the creators themselves that the characters are based on the 7 deadly sins. That's just so wrong, and I'm not sure I totally believe it yet.
Mr. Krabs is greed, Plankton is envy probably, Squidward is anger, Patrick is sloth, Gary is gluttony, Sandy is pride, and that leaves SpongeBob with lust which makes absolutely no sense at all!!
I still like SpongeBob, but I definitely think differently of it now. It's kind of creepy. I thought they just made up characters, but to think that the innocent and likable characters on the show are supposed to represent the 7 deadly sins, it just makes my head spin. Again, I don't totally believe it.
I am NOT calling the creators liars, but I think it's more likely they just realized that their characters could represent the 7 deadly sins and decided to say that's what they represented.
I don't think the creators were trying to glorify the sins as it might seem. I think it was just inspiration to create the characters at first, but that's still kind of creepy to me. The sins themselves are creepy and to think a playful and harmless show like SpongeBob based its characters off the sins is just really really creepy to me! Especially because it's a kids' show.
I hope this has been an interesting fact to you people. Also, to support my credibility, the DVD of the first season says that SpongeBob was based on the 7 deadly sins, so this has been confirmed and is NOT a rumor.

-Lilly J. 

Justin Bieber is a Jerk

Sorry. Till now I've always tried NOT to personally attack or offend a celebrity or group, but Justin Bieber has just gone too far in his blunders to not mention what a jerk he is. 
I used to think he was nice, even if his music didn't appeal to me. I still think he must have some talent, although he probably uses Auto-Tune. He IS a performer and he's probably what people are looking for, which is why he's successful. He's probably a very nice person, but he's been having a lot of problems recently. I also think his fans are annoying, but that's not his fault, nor is it on the subject. They're just obnoxious, obsessive people who get jealous of anyone he dates, and they're ass****s, but anyway... 

Justin Bieber needs to get his s*** together. After he broke up with Selena Gomez, he's done multiple other screw-ups in public. Like when he was hours late for a concert in London. A lot of those people got angry and are no longer fans, which I'm glad of. 
Sure every celebrity gets caught doing something stupid, but Justin Bieber's biggest f*** up happened quite recently. He went to Amsterdam and decided to visit the Anne Frank House. Anne Frank was one of the most famous victims of the Holocaust. 
Now, it was very nice of Justin to visit the Anne Frank House. He toured the museum and probably learned a lot about what truly happened during the Holocaust. But what he wrote in the guest book was so disrespectful and selfish. He wrote, according to the museum: "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." 
Someone claimed his did it because he found out she liked pop culture during her time, but that doesn't mean she'd have liked HIS music. He's such a self-centered, ignorant douche. 

Some of his most dedicated fans are probably stupid enough to defend him. They probably make excuses, like, "it's not that big of a deal." Sure, all he did was just write a self-promoting comment in the guest book, but it's more than that. Anne Frank was a victim of the Holocaust for crying out loud. What he wrote was disrespectful, selfish, and just plain stupid. 
Maybe he did it without thinking. Maybe he now realizes how bad it sounds. Maybe he wishes he hadn't, but he should have thought about it before writing it down. He probably didn't mean it in a bad way, but it was still disrespectful. That's why I think Justin Bieber's a jerk. 
I don't see how even his adoring fans can defend him now. 

-Lilly J. 

Another Post on Smoking

Yes, you people must be tired of hearing me complain about smoking. But it is an issue that is often overlooked. It's dangerous to the smoker and to those around the smoker. Some people don't understand just how dangerous it is, but it is VERY DANGEROUS. 
Evidently, giving statistics didn't stop anyone from smoking, so maybe a story of personal experience will. 
I live with someone who smoked for 40 years!!! They now suffer every day from coughing fits. They get winded just from climbing up a small hill, or walking across a parking lot. They are a real person. I know this will eventually happen to all smokers. This person also got diagnosed recently with COPD. 
It is a known fact that smoking destroys the lungs. It's filthy and disgusting and a horrible habit. I do not blame people for not being able to quit. It must be hard. But I can't believe so many got started on it in the first place. I will never smoke. Never. 
In the 70's and stuff, maybe it's what people did. They did it to fit in or get rid of their troubles. But all it did was ruin their lungs and the lungs of those who had no choice but to second-hand smoke. Smokers are ignorant and inconsiderate in the way that they smoke near others, especially non-smokers and children. 
My point is, it was supposedly "okay" to do back then, but nowdays, so many people like me preach about the known harms of smoking, yet people still do it. Back in the old days, people did it to fit in or be normal. It wasn't looked down upon then. But in these times, smoking is looked down upon. So how the Hell do so many people still do it? The older people I see who do it may just be left over from the time periods where smoking was acceptable, but the young people of our generation- even children in some cases- get started on smoking and I will never understand that. 
Smokers know smoking it bad for them and others. Yes it's addictive, but if people tried, they could quit. 
Every time I see someone smoke, it pisses me off. It literally makes me so f***ing angry!!!! I'm not kidding. Smokers are selfish, stupid for starting it, and inconsiderate to those around them who are forced to breath in that horrible smoke. It destroys the lungs and heart which leads to diseases and eventually death. 
Although to many, smoking is not a big issue, it truly is a big issue. Sure it's not the worst cause of death, and it is non-violent, but every puff of that cigarette is taking a bet on your own life. Maybe one cigarette won't cause cancer or disease, but it's one step closer to the one that will. You might be smoking as you read this, and the puff of smoke you're smoking right now could be the one that gives you a disease or cancer, and that can and most likely WILL result in death. 
And like I said, I knew someone who smoked. They quit and I'm very proud. They have horrible lung problems and admit they wish they had stopped sooner. It's regret they feel. You smokers don't want to have to feel that regret, do you? Then quit smoking!!!! 
That person smoked in front of me as a kid, and now I get sick on the smell of cigarette smoke. I'm not kidding. Smoking is dangerous for the smoker and the non-smokers around the smoker. 
To those who are trying, good for you and keep going. You CAN quit! To those who aren't trying, please do. Do it for yourself and for the ones around you. It's a very small favor to ask, but a successful result would be astronomical. 

-Lilly J. 

Why I Hate Twilight

Here are some reasons I hate the Twilight Saga. But first I want to say, I understand if some people like it, but I just don't agree with them. I respect their opinion, and I hope you respect mine. I'm pretty sure you won't, but whatever. 
Anyway, in no particular order, here are my reasons: 

The movie had cheesy effects. I didn't like the actors either, but that's not really the main problem. 

Bella Swan was a whiny, ungrateful, S&M, brainless, anti-feminist bitch. Sorry to all her stupid fans, but she's a terrible main character for any book. And what's worse is people are actually using her as a role model. She was incompetent and only waited to be saved by her abusive, vampire boyfriend and her loyal best friend whom she dissed and snubbed. She was ungrateful and pathetic. 

Bella's name means "beautiful swan." Well, she was described as "plain" and "clumsy." That name makes perfect sense, doesn't it? (Sarcasm intended.) 

Edward was abusive and only liked Bella because he thought she smelled good. He locked her in his Goddamn house and broke up with her. Then she went catatonic even though she hardly knew him. Then he wanted to commit suicide. They got back together and had a frickin' vampire-human-retard-baby. Yes, Stephenie Meyer! That's true love! (Again, sarcasm intended.) 

Stephenie Meyer is selfish and ignorant. She doesn't appreciate her fans and made them pay for autographs. J.K. Rowling started her own charity organization. Stephenie has not donated any of her money from her books to any charity. Stephenie has no idea was true love is. She even claimed she'd leave her husband if Edward came to her house. How horrid to say! 

Because of this book, every fan dreams of their "Edward." Well, they should stop dreaming, because 1) Edward is a Goddamn character and will never come. Get over it. And 2) He is NOT the perfect husband. He was described as handsome, but that was only in Bella's point of view. That was also the only reason she liked him. Other than that, he had no admirable traits. If the fangirls out there actually thought about it, would she want a sparkly, bloodsucking monster to kidnap her, lock her in his house, abuse her mentally and physically, and then impregnate her with a baby that would kill her during birth? Well, because of the immense stupidity of Twilighters, the answer would be yes, but an intelligent person would answer NO! 

There are many plot-holes in Twilight. Too many to name. I'm not being lazy here; there truly are way too many to name! First of all, vampires were stated to not be able to have babies. Well, then how the Hell did Bella get impregnated? Did the author have any f***ing clue what she was doing when she wrote Twilight?! I don't think she did. 

The fans of Twilight are morons. Sure, maybe there are some normal people who like Twilight. I just meant generally, from what I've seen, those who like Twilight have no other occupations, dreams, goals, or self-respect. They waste their fricking lives on this Twilight crap. They decorate their entire rooms- maybe houses- with posters and crap. Well, when they finally get the brains to stop obsessing over Twilight, they'll have to take all that crap down. That'll be a bitch. 
The Twilighters are willing to wait in line for the movie DAYS before its playing. What retards. Sorry, but why would you wait DAYS. That doesn't make you a die-hard fan. That makes you a time-wasting moron. 

Maybe the actors are nice, but because of that movie, I will probably dislike them. Yes, that's my fault. But I can't help it. Luckily, I wasn't a fan of any of the actors before they were in Twilight. The idiot fans of the Twilight series obsess over these actors, stalking them and assaulting them JUST because they were in this stupid movie! That is ridiculous. 

There are mostly two groups of Twilight die-hards. First group: Obnoxious, typical middle school girls who are probably nice, but are too ignorant to see how poorly written the books are and don't notice all the technical and plot mistakes. They are pathetic, girly, obnoxious, brainless, and obsessive, but will most likely get over it. They only like Bella because she's a girl and is played by Kristen Stewart, who is pretty. If they really thought, they'd realize Bella is unlikable, but they don't think. They just know that the book is a love story about a supposedly (but far from) perfect girl and a supposedly (but far from) perfect boy who fall in love. These people are annoying and stupid, but they haven't completely wasted their time yet and they are harmless. Well, actually, some might have wasted their time buying posters and memorabilia, but that's not harmful, just stupid. 
Now, the second group is much worse. There are people who are not only so ignorant that they think the story has a well-thought out plot and enjoyable characters, but they will kill- LITERALLY KILL- anybody who hates the Twilight series. You probably don't believe me, but it's true. Look it up. 
These kind of people are harmful. 

How can such a crappy book be so influential? Even with all the idiots in the world, I thought we were better than that. Again, this is my opinion, although because of the abusive, screwed up characters and holes in the plot, as well as the selfishness and ignorance of the author and fans of the book, I don't believe ANYONE should like Twilight. To think people OBSESS over it, and waste their time watching the movies over and over, buying posters, and killing people who disagree, it makes me wonder what this world has come to. 
If obsessing over this shit makes you happy, then go ahead and do it. Everyone should be happy. That doesn't puzzle me, that people do what makes them happy. But what DOES puzzle me is why anyone would obsess over a stupid book like Twilight. 

I know some Twilighter is probably seething in rage at their computer as they read this, ready to say something dumb like, "OMG, Twilight is the best book ever! if u don't think so, ur an idiot!" or worse, "I'm going to find that Lilly J. bitch and KILL HER!!!" Well, screw you. This is my opinion and if you can't take it, then all that's going to do is make me think you're an ass****. 

Again, I respect everyone's personal opinion, even if ignorant, brainless Twilighters can't respect mine. Some of you smart-asses might be smugly asking me why I said you're wasting your time by buying posters and watching movies of something you like if I'm wasting my time complaining about it on the Internet. Well, here's my answer. I will not regret this later like the Twilighters will regret their brainless obsessions. I mean everything I wrote. I truly think Twilight is a bad influence with no plot, crappy horrible characters who should never be role models, and it's a disgrace to all authors, vampires, literature, and people like me who are expected to read and appreciate that crap. I will not regret saying so, but you fans of Twilight WILL regret how you foolishly wasted every minute of your youth obsessing over a poorly written teen novel about vampires. Maybe you enjoyed it at the time, so it wasn't a waste, but you could have spent those years doing productive things. 

Before I leave you angry Twilighters to your wasted, obsessed lives, I want to say that I find many people who can write well-written, thorough paragraphs with good grammar about their hate for Twilight. They are all generally polite and respectful of others opinions and are only trying to voice their own. They have good points, often backed up with facts. Those who like Twilight, however, never write about why they like Twilight. We can find millions of reasons of why we dislike it, but the Twilighters can only say crap like, "OMG! i <3 Twilight! i wonder when my Edward will come!" and stupid things like that. They obsess over something that they can't even write a paragraph on why they like it. They don't use good grammar or punctuation, they don't use facts, and they don't have good points. 

Again, sorry if I offended anyone. My hatred for Twilight is very strong. If I hurt anyone's feelings, I'm truly sorry. But you really need to open your eyes. If you admit it's dumb but you can't help liking it, then I'll know you aren't completely stupid like most of the Twilighters. 

Gun Control

Here is my opinion on gun-banning. It's stupid. Here's why. 
People who shoot other people are either authorized, or they're just assholes. The ones who are assholes aren't going to say, "Oh, guns are banned. I guess I can't shoot anyone now..." No, Liberals. Not going to happen. Many of them get a hold of guns illegally anyway, so banning them wouldn't stop them from stealing guns or anything like that. There should be more background checks, though, to make sure we don't sell guns to drug-addicts or other harmful people. I don't know how many gun shops have been broken into, but having better security wouldn't hurt. 
None of this will completely stop gun-violence, but it's better than banning guns. 

Here's what Liberals think will happen when guns are banned: Man will somehow acquire gun, try to shoot somebody and say, "Oh, guns are banned. Sorry" and drop their weapon. 

Here's what will really happen when guns are banned: Man will steal gun and try to shoot someone. That someone will not have a gun of their own for self-protection, (even though the Constitution says we have the right to that) and that person will die. The criminal may or may not end up in jail, but either way, he took away an innocent life because that life did NOT have the right to bear arms. And it's all because of gun-control and banning. 

Another thing is, gun-enthusiast who the Liberals are so against are rarely- maybe never- involved in shootings of any kind. What does that mean? It means the people who just enjoy target practicing and hunting should not be punished by having their precious guns- maybe their only hobby- taken away. 
Call this right-wing propaganda, but it's not. It's the truth of the matter. 

The Super Bowl

I don't really have much to say. I'm not watching it, but I do know that the Ravens and the Forty-Niners are playing. I don't really care who wins- I really don't. 
The only reason I bothered making a post is cause the Super Bowl is the only exciting thing that's happened recently. It seems people aren't as enthusiastic about the Super Bowl as they usually are. Maybe cause crappy teams are playing (no offense) or maybe because this crappy economy is making everyone too depressed to go out and buy junk food, which is healthy, but also sad. During my last few visits to the store, no one was going around frantically, buying chips and chip dip before the Super Bowl like they did last year. I mean, I see why, but it's still sad. 
To be honest, I didn't even know the Super Bowl was today until someone in my family told me. I haven't heard much about it till today and I doubt many people are watching it. 
Sorry if this seems too negative. It's just, no one has been very enthusiastic about the whole Super Bowl this year, not even the people playing in it, although they should be. I myself am not very enthusiastic about it this year, cause I'm not particularly fond of either team, although I hate the Ravens less. Again, no offense to anyone. 
I shouldn't have written this, cause it's pointless and maybe depressing or offensive to some people. Like I said, I only did it cause the Super Bowl is something to talk about, and besides the Lance Armstrong thing that's been on the news, it's the only interesting thing that's happened in 2013. Again, I'm not trying to bring anyone down, offend anyone, or depress them. It's just the cold hard truth that 2013 hasn't been too great so far and the Super Bowl kind of sucks. It could be over, and I wouldn't know. Maybe it was over hours ago. Maybe it's still going on. Like I said, I'm not really watching it. 

Comments

What the Hell do I have to do to get comments from you stupid people?! Is it too much work to simply make a nice- or even nasty- comment to my writing? You know, I put thought and hard work into these posts. Maybe they're biased, insignificant rants, but they're still rants about things that matter to me and I think a little encouragement would be nice. I bet even if I bitched all ******* day, I STILL wouldn't get any comments, would I? I bet as you're reading this, you have no intentions of commenting, do you? Don't deny it. 
God people are lazy. 1 comment from someone who isn't my friend or family would be nice. ONE ******* COMMENT!!! I'm angry as Hell but I still have the decency to block out the worst curse words. Now will some nice random person reading this PLEASE be considerate and at least tell me what the Hell they think of my posts? You can tell me I'm a whiny bitch who's wasting her breath and time, I don't care! Just let me know you're not sooo lazy that you can't even comment!!!! 

Lance Armstrong

What do you think about Lance Armstrong? I didn't really know much about him until recently. I mean, I knew he was a famous biker and stuff, but I didn't know much about him. Well, now the word's out that he cheated and used enhancement drugs. This is really controversial, but people could really take either side. Even though he lied to America, he does feel the shame, and I know he's an idiot, but I can't help but feel kind of sorry for him. 
I pity him because no matter what he says, he can't go back and no one will ever let him live this down. His life is ruined, although it's his own fault. Of course, he shouldn't've taken drugs in the first place, but he's admitted to making a horrible mistake and letting everyone down. 
The reasons one might forgive him is because he apologized, admitted to his huge mistake, 
and I think has felt the embarrassment, shame, and punishment he knows he deserves. 
However, the reasons not to forgive him is that he LIED to the whole world. He was such an 
inspiration to so many people. Now those people are realizing they were played for fools, and 
they probably are feeling anger or disappointment or both. 
The French knew he cheated- or at least said it to be nasty or something, but they were right! 
Armstrong ruined people when he said, "I have never used drugs" because those people 
were right and they knew it, or wanted to believe it, but just because Armstrong was so great, 
all his fans defended him and I don't think anyone really looked at the facts. They just said, 
"He didn't take drugs!!!" Well, he DID, and even now that we know it, those people who were 
right all along STILL aren't getting credit. Everyone's going on about him taking drugs and 
betraying everyone, blah, blah, blah. But we still aren't apologizing to those who were right 
about him doping. Well, I know it is NOT my duty to apologize for those assholes who didn't apologize, but I will anyway. 
To the people who knew that Armstrong doped, I apologize on behalf of the people who haven't apologize. You were right all along, and the people who defended Armstrong should be almost as ashamed as him. Not as much, but almost. 
Anyway, I feel sorry for Lance Armstrong, but I feel worse for the lives he's ruined. I hope those who didn't get their apologies do and I hope Lance stays clean and everyone finally lets this shit blow over. There's probably no chance of this being forgotten, but we can hope. 
P.S. I hope those who thought he was their hero rethink things and get a new hero who 
doesn't take drugs. Also, no offense to Armstrong if he's reading this. I don't mean to offend 
him, I just want him to feel ashamed. I'm not sure he does, because he only apologize after he was caught and before, he denied everything. But like I said, it's two-sided. 

2013

2013

It's 2013! That's really all I have to say, so I don't know why I bothered making a whole post. Well, anyway, I hope you all had a good New Year's Eve party and I hope 2013 is better than 2012, which is quite possible. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 
-Lilly J. :)