Friday, December 7, 2012

Bored

I am bored. I don't know what to write and I know I must be boring the world with my posts. What would make my stupid posts more interesting? I'd like some feedback or something. 

-Lilly J. 

Christmas


CHRISTMAS 

I love Christmas. It's merry and cheerful and you get presents. Decorating the tree is fun, too. I also like singing Christmas carols. My friends and I can't sing for crap, but it's still fun. 
Christmas is coming soon. 18 days away! 
Here are some things that I like about Christmas: 
Candy, presents, Santa, family, Christmas songs, Christmas trees, dinner, Christmas Eve, The Night Before Christmas poem, Christmas specials, friends, love, giving and getting, Christmas movies, snow and snowmen, Winter, penguins, reindeer, snickerdoodles, Christmas cookies, bells, holly, merriness, Christmas stories, red green and gold, angels, and of course, Jesus Christ. 
Here are some things that I dislike about Christmas: 
Crappy Christmas commercials, corny Christmas plays, eggnog, peppermint candy, religious freaks, and turkey. 

I know it's not till 18 days, but Merry Christmas to everyone! 

-Lilly J. 

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Not an Apology

I'm pretty sure by now that none of you people are taking me seriously. But I mean what I say and I say what I mean, and I say it in the best, most honest and true-to-self way. 
I probably look like a jerk, but I mean well. This is not an apology for my ways. I'm just telling you that I'm an honest person just trying to voice their stupid opinion. 
I'm sure you all think I'm an insane bitch with no direction. But I know I have some purpose in life. I just don't know what it is. 
I hope you all like me in spite of my foul-mouth and open opinions. I like blogging or whatever it's called and I hope you like reading my dumbass posts. 

Thanks for listening, people. :) 

Lilly J. 

Things to Complain About

WARNING: Im going to use some bad language and share some political views. Don't hate me. This is a free country. Also, if you aren't prepared to be offended, then just STOP here. 

I'm not sure if I'm a Republican or a Independent. Both Democrats and Republicans have F***ed up our country pretty badly. That's one thing I have to complain about. Some of our presidents have been dingbats. Some tried, some didn't. Some failed and some did great things. Some were assholes and some were a lot lot worse. Some didn't do shit and some made the economy grow. Yes, our presidents all did something significant, even if all they did was be insignificant. At least they got their names known. 
Politics are important, but they get everyone so pissed off. I'm probably offending half the world with this. I hope the economy gets better, cause right now it stinks. I hope we get more jobs and workers and less taxes. I actually don't work yet- cause I'm a kid, but I know when I do, it'll be a big freaking mess. 

Now, I'll stop talking about stupid politics and talk about another offensive subject. 
I am straight, but I still support gayness/homosexuality. They can't help it. Gay men are nice and happy and they just want their rights. Maybe it's a little weird to a straight person, but I think homophobia suck ass. It's certainly something I want to complain about. I'm not afraid of gays, nor do I hate them. If you're a homophobe, then I want to say, I don't support you, but I also see that you have the right to speak your mind just like the gays have the right to be gay. Think about it. 

Another thing to complain about is my family. Sure I love them, but they are insane. My mom is weird and obnoxious. She yells and screams and has a pitchy high voice. My dad is a lazy bum and my brothers are weird weird weird. 

There's a lot more I'd like to complain about, but we all know I really shouldn't, for my sake and yours. I'm done offending people for now. 

I hope you see that my heart is in the right place, even if my mind is just a teensy bit f***ed up. 

Thanks for listening to my rants. Comment if you like, but I'll probably ignore them unless they're nice comments. 

Lilly J. 

My Day

Hello, people!

I haven't written in a while. I don't know why not.
Today has been very uneventful. All I've done is sit on my ass and watch TV and crap like that. Pardon my French, please.
Cursing is fun. It's shameful to admit, but it's true. I like swearing, but I'm not going to here because little kids might be reading this. Believe it or not, I actually care about little kids.
BTW, I'm not a little kid. I'm old enough to know a lot of bad words.

Today, my stupid neighbor put bottles and trash on our road. Right down the freaking middle. He was trying to put yellow lines or lights or something to divide the road in half, and used the bottles to mark off where he was going to put it or something. He's a jerk. He'll probably take the bottles away tomorrow.
He probably thought he was doing my neighbors a big huge favor, but he was being a weirdo. Nothing gives him the right to do that. It's all of our street, not just his.
We live on a private road, so it's not like he's going to be caught, which is really a shame.
That's about the most exciting thing that happened today. We went to town to get a coffee maker for a Christmas gift for someone, but that's all.

I know this must be boring as Hell, so I'm going to shut up and let you enjoy the rest of your day. :)

-Lilly J. 

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Blog

ME 

Wow. I haven't written for months. I know my blogs are probably really really boring. My life is boring. 
I recently found out that my best friend loves musicals, but he still won't admit it to anyone. He's so weird. XD
I hate enchiladas with a deep, strong, fiery hatred. It's disgusting. No offense to people who like enchiladas, but seriously. How can you eat that stuff? 
I have math every week, but the teachers are so horrible. I'm not going to use names here. They're just so incompetent and useless. 
Bye! ;) 

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Chinese New Year

Happy Chinese New Year! Actually, it was yesterday, but whatever.

Hi. We had Chinese food for dinner. We also cleaned the house. I also got money. We have oranges, but we didn't eat any. I don't know why not.

That was my uneventful but kind of fun Chinese New Year day. It was also raining, so we didn't get to go anywhere.

Bye!

Lilly J.